Hey everyone, this is Worship Guitar Guy’s sister - better known to the online community as naz. It has come to my attention that my brother has been decidedly absent from the Worship Guitar Guy scene. In fact, I do believe I have visited this blog more in the past month than he has, and considering the frequency with which I visit anything guitar related, that’s a supremely sad statement.
I’ll be honest with you - I know practically nothing about guitars. I know the difference between an electric and an acoustic, and that Gerry’s Strat is black while his Telecaster is teal, but that’s about it. Pedals all look the same to me, and this talent/hobbie/obsession seems to require far more money than I’m willing to invest in something that does not require gasoline or an operating system.
So why am I posting on Worship Guitar Guy? The answer is quite simple, really. I’m tired of seeing the same post from the end of January, and if I’m tired of it then surely you loyal readers who actually have an interest in all things guitardom (a new word of mine - feel free to use it anywhere) must be sick of awaiting an update.
Thus, here is your update. I can’t tell you anything about chords or gear or methods or any of that other madness, but I really just wanted to see how long it takes my brother and his associates to realize that this particular blog has been hijacked and resort to such drastic measures as posting themselves to resolve the issue of inactivity in this cyber domain. (I’m such a pirate.)
So, place your bets, people… How long do you think it’ll take for Gerry to realize his blog has been updated? How long do you think it’ll be before you can read of my untimely demise at the hands of my brother online?
Even if I do not survive this not-so-clandestine effort, if it resulted in bringing a smile to your face and motivating my brother to resume his blogging activities, it was well worth the sacrifice.
If you don’t hear from Gerry soon, expect to hear from me!
-naz